January 2012
Please stop throwing away ur dignity for attention on the Internet
My best friend has seriously tried every thing on in her closet and cries every time she changes
WHY ARE GIRLS SO WEIRD
I really hope all y’all are safe tonight.
I look really cute. I’m actually excited to go out now yay
December 2011
jaredboredly:
mario kart tumblr edition
I just want jovan to be my new years kiss. Is that too much to ask
Why does everyone think the beginning of a new year will give them super powers to turn their lives around
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
cjfuckingsewers:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Reblog the shit out of this
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I kind of don’t even want to go out tonight. I just want to sit here
Anonymous asked: Okay so you're like, my favorite blog and I was so bummed when you deleted and I couldn't find you again. And then I did and now I'm so pumped, like never delete again and just disappear please omg.
Anonymous asked: i like how your tumblr famous WITHOUT redux theme
Why do y’all still put ‘Omg’ after everything you reblog
Are you actually still shocked by the shit you see on here
Is everyone gunna drunk blog tonight
Anonymous asked: what do u use to whiten ur teeth??, ive tried crest white strips and the whitening rinse and it works ok but like idk
I am seriously addicted to whitening my teeth
i hope i makeout with someone tonight
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saddeer:
guys are so………small minded
“piss me off again bitch, your next periods comin out of your mouth”
– my ex’s 13 year old sister
i’m going to get drunk so I can block out this terrible memory.
MY PARENTS ARE HAVING SEX AND I AM JUST BLASTING LANA DEL REY TO TUNE IT OUT BUT THEN MY MOM WALKED IN NAKED
I AM LEAVING
I have gone through so many stages of blogging. I feel bad for y’all
“new year, fresh start. Starting over fresh and leaving all the shit behind :]”
– whores that seriously have no intentions at all of changing their ways
not going to be able to eat pasta sauce out of a jar for awhile
damn you period blood jar girl
katara:
aurorabeam:
dad: hey son have you seen my comb
me: no i haven’t dad
me: no i
me:haven’t
i…hate…you
why don’t people promote me everyday like all the time
Anonymous asked: aww what makeup brands do you use on your face/eyes you seriously look flawless
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I wish I was a little asian girl
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STOP MAKING FUN OF KUNG FU PANDA
that is my favorite movie
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Katy Scarlett Archer: i feel like you wouldn't be nappy
Katy Scarlett Archer: if u were in a relationship with me on fb
jovan is so cute when he’s not all nappy
it is so cute whenever i am texting my friends and they are texting back kind of fast and then i ask them if they want to hang out and they get really busy all the sudden and take a few hours to text back
someone just said lmaonade and i actually got really thirsty
hey fuck u man
times i have to fart
never when I am alone in the comfort of my own home
