February 2012
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Hey doge
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
Hey I tried to sleep but I can’t. Touch my butt
billyfishkins:
skinny people
“im so fat i can never wear revealing clothing because my fat will show ugh ugh fat ugh”
morbidly obese people
*wears leggings and crop tops*
cruddiness asked: shut the fuck up and eat this pussy
all i have tomorrow is a meeting and one class
tell me im pretty
today i almost told my black friend i was going to lynch her if she didnt shut up but then i realized i would probably get my ass beat
u guys have poisoned my mind.
u can’t casually talk about lynching people in real life ok
snookidoughicecream:
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
i need to stop picking my nose in front of windows…
there is supposed to be a snow storm tonight
IT HAS BEEN LIKE 45 FOR THE LAST 2 DAYS
FRICK OFF MICHIGAN
FRICK U AND UR PENINSULAS
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jimmy is the only reason I know even a little bit about politics
textposter:
theres something wrong in the world that i am dating exactly 0 cute boys right now
Watch
Sit your WHORE ass down!
THE WAY SHE SAYS STOP YELLING
so awkward when people ask you if you got a haircut without telling you that it looks good
“The 80’s were so cool. I was born in the wrong era”
– every girl ever
I don’t think I could ever hold a conversation with a girl with a New Jersey accent without punching them
Watchcytoplasms:
buttduchess:
brucejennersbitch:
h0ttndanger0us:
HOW TO GET A UNWANTED GUY TO STOP TEXTING YOU! REBLOG SO EVERY GIRL KNOWS!
this girl is a sick fucking freak
she went from one to two to two again and then back to one
ok
#basedtips
she is trying to be jenna marbles…
find God’s match for you
I am listening to the jesusculture pandora station and there has been 3 christian mingle commercials already
when I was like ten i went to an Nsync concert and i was like ‘k im gunna wear baby blue because that is Justin’s favorite color and he will for sure notice me’
I was in the nosebleed seats and i kept bein like ‘HE IS LOOKING AT ME. HE SO JUST LOOKED AT ME’
the only boy band i will ever like is Nsync
im tryin out for my schools play lol
ricegrains:
if you reblog one direction and i still follow you just know that i must really like you
i love u barb
hey y’all my tummy hurts
should i make that my facebook profile pic
whateva y’all love me
tries:
phatmonica:
not surprised katy was a cheerleader
4 time spirit award winner too motherfucker
not but really i love cheerleading so much
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LINNEA UR FUCKIN ICON
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